Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it s not really hate. It s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler s toast. (Or not cutting it off seriously, you can t win.)Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside

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