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    Dark Lord: Eternal Detention: Book 3

    Jamie Thomson

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    Fear me, o miserable worm!

    I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...

    BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

    -Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame

    -Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil

    -Torment by the Hewer of Limbs

    THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!

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    Jamie Thomson is the minion and slave of the Dark Lord, Dirk Lloyd. He's an author and games developer who has written numerous choose-your-own-adventure style gamebooks and worked on many computer games from the Tower of Despair (1984) to Warrior Kings: Battles (2003) Jamie Thomson lives in the dungeons below his Master's Iron Tower in East Sussex, where he spends every day writing for his overlord.

    His book, Dark Lord: The Teenage Years, was the 2012 Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner.

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