Keith Lemon: The Rules: 69 Ways to Be Successful

As you can tell, I'm a good looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies... some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years now and now, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right

So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no-one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from Celebrity Juice. She needs all the help she can get.

Lemonise your life. It's as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!