What Would Winston Do?: Dads ask their questions, Winston provides the answers

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THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DADS THIS CHRISTMAS

(This book is a parody and is not authorised by the Estate of Winston S. Churchill)

<font size="+2"> THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DADS THIS FATHER'S DAY </font>

Dear Winston,

We've just started our baby on solids and I'm about to change his first nappy since then. What pep talk can I give myself?

Reyansh, Chatham, 26

WC: Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say: 'This was their finest hour'.

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Winston Churchill, oft-named greatest Briton of all time, had wisdom in abundance. Now, for the first time, that wisdom is being applied to the people most in need: FATHERS.

Whether you're a 28-year-old newbie after advice on how to remove your toddler's dummy, a 40-year-old long-timer wishing your teenager would try harder at their GCSEs, or a 63-year-old veteran wanting to know how best to put the fear of God into your daughter's new fiance, you can trust Winston to have all the answers you need.

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Dear Winston,

My daughter's boyfriend has just broken up with her and I want to say something that will cheer her up. Any ideas?

Alan, 47, Nether Wallop

WC: He looks like a female llama who has just been surprised in her bath.